Angol humor – viccgyűjtemény
Just looking around
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog.
All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!"
The blind man replies, "Just looking around."
Ground coffee
A customer ordered some coffee in a café. The waiter arrived with the coffee and placed it on the table. After a few moments, the customer called for the waiter.
"Waiter," he said. "There's dirt in my coffee!"
"That's not surprising, Sir," replied the waiter. "It was ground only half an hour ago."
I asked first
LITTLE JOHNNY: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
TEACHER: Little Johnny, may I go to the bathroom?
LITTLE JOHNNY: But I asked first!
The English Channel
TEACHER: Where is the English Channel?
PUPIL: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up.
Peaceful death
I would like to die as my grandfather... peacefully sleeping.
Not like his passengers, screaming in horror!
