Angol humor – viccgyűjtemény
Pull over!
A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window, "Pull over!"
"No," she shouts back, "a pair of socks!"
Something wrong
"Doctor, I think there's something wrong with my eyes."
"I think so too. This is a post office."
Delinquency
"Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child?"
"Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards."
Ketchup
A family of three tomatoes are walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato starts lagging behind.
The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"
Plowing
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing."
Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars please return to class."
